There are eight group-chat archetypes. I know which I am – and it’s not sexy or cool | Polly Hudson

Are you a ghoster, meme machine or last-minute responder? Do you fail to pay back your more organised friends? My message, if so: this is not OKIf you want to completely bore a child, try telling them about how there were only four TV channels when you were growing up. Or that if you wanted to hear a pop song…